LIES CARD #7
Donnie Rumsfeld, US Secretary of Defense

WEAPONS:  

SPEAKS IN TONGUES.  WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

INCREASED POWERS WHEN COMBINED WITH:

22. PAUL WOLFOWITZ

KNOWN BATTLE MANUEVERS:

"We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south, and north somewhat." - Donald Rumsfeld, ABC interview, March 30, 2003, speaking of WMDs

"Freedom's untidy, and free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things." - April 2003, when asked about the rampant looting in Baghdad. In the three weeks following the U.S. takeover, unchecked looting effectively gutted every important public institution in the city-with the notable exception of the oil ministry.

"No terrorist state poses a greater or more immediate threat to the security of our people and the stability of the world than the regime of Saddam Hussein in Iraq."
- Donald Rumsfeld, testimony to Congress, Sept. 19, 2002

"The coalition did not act in Iraq because we had discovered dramatic evidence of Iraq's pursuit of weapons of mass destruction. We acted because we saw the evidence in a dramatic new light - through the prism of our experience on 9/11."- Report to US Senate Armed Services Committee, July 2003

"We never believed that we'd just stumble over weapons of mass destruction in that country."
- Donald Rumsfeld, Fox News interview, May 4, 2003

"I don't believe anyone that I know in the administration ever said that Iraq had nuclear weapons." [REF - 13. DICK CHENEY]
- Donald Rumsfeld, Senate appropriations subcommittee on defense hearing, May 14, 2003

FOLKLORE:

Dialect analyzed as poetry:  http://slate.msn.com/id/2081042
Salon article on Pentagon politics: http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2004/03/10/osp_moveon/index.html